"OFFICIAL" SIDD LITERAL WEBSITE - BY GREGG GANSON
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You've stumbled onto a comic that twists homonyms (words with two meanings), misinterprets old cliches, has spelling mistaykes, hints of verbal miscommunication, and may contain comedic mayhem propagated by a warped and sarcastic mind.
This series is an English teacher's nightmare. If you are under 18 years old (includes mentally), easily offended, woke, overly concerned about politics, racism, pronouns, homelessness, etc... you should NOT read this comic, and instead use your time to destroy save the world or practice stand-up comedy (do you sense any sarcasm here?).
I do not condone cruelty to animals (Except snakes, I hate snakes...all snakes should die), although some cartoons may seem to culminate cruelty... so I'll just say... IT'S NOT REAL... It's a comic! Laugh and enjoy... or don't be amused, and enjoy your self-loathing, misery and sourness... whatever!
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CHANGE OF DOOTY
MOMMMM... IT'S SISTER'S TURN TO WATCH THE BABY!
DEFINITION OF INSANITY...
I'M NOT A MORON! I GOT SICK AFTER THE LAST COVID SHOT, ALONG WITH MOST OF MY FAMILY, FRIENDS, CLASSMATES, NEIGHBORS... THAT'S WHY I'M MASKING UP AND GETTING MY BOOSTER SHOT!
TRANNY CANDY
...SO RAINBOWS ARE THE SIGN OF THE COVENANT BETWEEN BRAD AND MARTY?
GO FISH
YOU ATE MY LAST TWO GOLDFISH. I STONGLY ADVISE YOU LEAVE "PRINCESS" ALONE.
DOWNWARD TRENDING
TIME FLIES... SO DO OLD MEN IN WHEELCHAIRS.
BITING THE HAND THAT DOESN'T FEED YOU
YOU TRIED TO BITE ME AGAIN? THIS IS WHY I STOPPED FEEDING YOU LAST WEEK.
YOU CAN'T SPELL FUNERAL WITHOUT F.U.N.
...C'MON! YOU DIDN'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT MY STAND-UP COMEDY ROUTINE?
DANGERS OF NURSERY RHYMES
ROCK-A-BYE KITTY, FROM THE TREE TOP...
MEMORY JOG
DRUNK DRIVERS, HOMELESS, DRUG ADDICTS, GANGS, SHIN SPLINTS... TELL ME AGAIN WHY JOGGING IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH?
SAINT PATRICK'S DAY
I STILL FAIL TO UNDERSTAND WHAT GREEN BEER AND SHAMROCKS HAVE TO DO WITH A DUMB, PINK STARFISH.
DROPPED CALL
...ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, YOUR PHONE NOW HAS EXCEPTIONAL "COVERAGE".
SOLVENT DIET
OF COURSE IT'S A DIET AID... IT SAYS "THINNER" RIGHT ON THE SIDE.
A NEW WHIRLED HOR D'OEUVRE
... SO DO YOU WANT A SNACK, OR TO PLAY "SPIN THE KITTY"... OR BOTH?
FOR GOODNESS... SNAKES!
AWWW, A BIRTHDAY KISS... AND THERE'S ALSO BABY BUNNIES IN THE BOX.
MESS-COMMUNICATION
IT'S OBVIOUS... THAT BABY'S SHART-TEMPERED!
NO FINGER DISCOUNT
STORE SECURITY SIR. I BELIEVE YOU SHOVED SOMETHING IN YOUR POCKET...
PLAQUE HISTORY MONTH
AGAIN... YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED TO A CHECK! WE ARE GIVING FREE ORAL CHECKUPS.
CALIFORNIA KING
NO WAY! I DON'T CARE IF YOUR KING "IDENTIFIES" AS A QUEEN!
POKING FUN AT DIABETES
STICKIN' IT TO DA' MAN... WAIT... I'M THE MAN...
TRANS-FORMATION
SERIOUSLY? HOW MESSED UP COULD YOU GET FROM JUST ONE "QUEEN OF BEERS"?
MIS-GUIDANCE COUNSELOR
MILITARY STRATEGIST, EXPLOSIVES DETONATOR, MORTICIAN, EXTERMINATOR... OOOOHHHH... VETERINARIAN.
ANIMAL PATRIOTISM
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE KITTY...
RED DRUM
...NOW GO TELL MOMMY WHAT YOU WANT... TEN TIMES WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING ELSE, AND IT'S YOURS!
EARLY DEVELOPMENT WARNING SIGNS
HA, HA! YOUR KIDS ARE STUPID!
MOOT QUESTIONS
WHERE DOES MR. MOOT LIVE? IS HE NICE? DOES MOOT LIKE LIKE GOATS? DOES HE EAT HAMBURGERS? IS HE OLD AND HAIRY? ...
DROPPING ODDS
I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT A DEUCE BEATS A FLUSH... AND A FLUSH CAN LEAD TO A FULL HOUSE.
NEAR-FUTURE TELLER
I'M AFRAID YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A LIFELINE...
DAVY JONES' TOILET
OOHHHH! SO WHEN PIRATES SAY "GIVE 'EM THE OLD HEAVE HO", THEY MEAN HER!
INDEPENDENCE DAY
YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'... THE FIREWORKS CELEBRATE KIDS FINALLY LEAVING THE TYRANNICAL RULE OF PARENTS.
TOILET-TREES
I DON'T KNOW... MOM WAS INSISTENT I PUT SOME IN THE BATHROOM.
DEEP FRIED
WOW! REAL-LIVE CANNIBALS!
BRINGING HOME THE BACON
WHO KNEW A "BAR EXAM" DOESN'T INVOLVE LADIES AT A TAVERN? ... OH, AND DAD... "MISS CANDY" SAY'S HI.
HARVESTING A RELATIONSHIP
...AND SO WE COMBINE THIS COUPLE IN HOLY MATRIMONY.
CONTRACTING RABBIS
SO WE AGREE? I'LL BEHAVE IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO BITE ME...
EVE'S DROPPING
I OVERHEARD YOUR FRIEND "EVE" DECIDING TO TAKE THE SHORTCUT DOWN...
STRAIGHT TO THE POINT
...ARE YOU READY TO FEEL THE MAGIC?
FOUL WEATHER
...AND WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING SOME DANGEROUS NORTH WINDS...
ENGRISH 101:
FORGET IT PAL, I AIN'T GIVING IT BACK! YOU TOLD ME TO TAKE A WOK.
SAINT-HOOD
...NOW GIVE UP THE ANGEL DUST OR I POP A PSALM IN YOUR ACTS...
JOCK'S-TRAP
YOU BOUGHT A CUPCAKE... HA, HA...YOU'RE AN ATHLETIC SUPPORTER.
GONE-DOLA
WHY DO THEY CALL THEM BOLT CUTTERS? THEY WORK ON OTHER STUFF... TAKE THIS CABLE FOR INSTANCE...
FOLIAGED AGAIN!
STUPID MAN-EATING PLANT...THAT'S A KITTY.
BEWARE OF OLD SAYINGS
NIGHTY-NIGHT, DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE.
RACIAL PROFILING
...OH YEAH?... WELL THE NEW NEIGHBOR KIDS HAVE NICER PARENTS! THEY GET TO DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK!
HONESTY IS AN OVERRATED POLICY
WOULD YOU BE THE SAME KID THAT POISONED MY BROTHER LAST WEEK...?
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Thank you for reading my comics!
Gregg Ganson
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